Joke of the day

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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61-year-old.
In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.
‘What’s that?’ I asked.
‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.
I said, ‘No,’ - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.
I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

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Laughing. I enjoyed these jokes. Thanks.