This guy looks at his wife and says "Lovie, 30 years ago when we got married, we had a batchelor appartment to live in, a lumpy sofa to sleep on and a black an white TV to watch and an old car to drive, but every night I had a very hot blonde in bed with me.
Now we have a wonderful house with a pool, a plasma screen, a king size bed, we have a X5, you have a Z4 and I have a GS, but every night I have this overweight middle-aged woman in bed with me. I really do not think that you are doing your part"
The wife being a very fair person said "Dearest, I agree with you, why don't you go and find yourself a nice hot young blonde to have some fun with. I will do my part and make sure you get your batchelor flat, lumpy sofa, black and white TV and old car back"