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We're gonna need a demonstration of this at the next club meeting.

OH MY!!........... RIDE,RACE,PLAY! I RIDE THEREFORE I AM!

The 4x4 shop at the N1 motorcomplex also stock this product ...

Now we gonn have boys AND girls standing up and peeing on the bloody seat!!! hahahahaha! http://www.themanorcottage.co.za

There is also one for men, it improves the aim 100% even when drunk, leads to better domestic relationships and allows for simultaneous reading of magazines , available from all ladies....SIT!!!

Coming soon: shepoo and hepoo ;-) Is it just me or what: * The toilets are only smelly because standing people cannot hit the spot (I should know)... * The freedom to hike/bike/fike anywhere is somewhat spoiled by having to carry a smelly weepee along * Men don't need this extra flapping lobster and we also need to seek some privacy when relieving ourselves - standing up and doing it is not all it's cracked up to be. People joke about stage fright, prostrate problems and all sorts of embarrassing things (I should know...) * That said, with ATTGATT, it becomes such a search and rescue mission when trying to go that poor blind Willy McCann retreats into hiding and perhaps this device would be useful for a man too? ;-) Website Administrator [http://honeybadger.net Honey Badger IT Services]

Charles chop Viagra a tablet into 8 equal parts,use a 1/8 tab, this should give you just enough lift to keep your riding boots dry.:-)

Now no banter or mentioning of colours other than BMW black or silver as this is a rider tips thread!!!!:-)

I thought this was a "standing" thread ...

Voel vir my dat daar nou gekrap word waar dit nie jeuk nie....LOL ;-) Johan de Jager "It's all about the ride, nothing else"

These items are very popular amongst the 4x4 fraternity and come in various forms and names. The "wee John" comes to mind. Those that use them swear by them but I know of many (most) 4X4 ladies who refuse to even consider using them. They certainly do allow the ladies to have a dignified "wee" in difficult circumstances!!

From a lady's point of view...(very difficult after all the above comments). I actually think this is a brilliant idea. Charles, if you think men have trouble due to ATTGATT, can you imagine the ladies? Might be worth a try regardless of the teasing.

Topics like this (and others) indicate different points of view and needs, and the need for light-hearted care, sensitivity and sensibility and rather than dogma, and that there is such a thing as good clean fun.

Well said Neil!

Hmmm, I'm not so sure about this product. first it means, I'm gonna have to share my trees (urinals) with the ladies. secondly, I may be emotionally scarred for life by seeing a woman wee-ing against a tree. No amount of therapy can erase that image from my mind.

Hey, if you can do it we can do it!! Don't worry Steve, I know a good shrink!

Well, the 'shrink' part is exactly what I'm worried will happen if I see a girl weeing better than me. ;)

We'll make a deal with you...girls to the right, boys to the left (sorry for you if there aren't any trees on your side :)

that's soooo funny!!!

I think allowing woman to stand while they wee is a brilliant idea. The standing up, Looking up and .... will increase there balance allowing for better weeing and loads more fun. Safety first!!! LOL Lets Ride!!!

And men can stand on one leg. Perhaps that will assist with accuracy...eventually.

Does it come in different sizes? Will girls with small ones want to drive big flashy cars?

How did JdJ put it earlier..."Voel vir my dat daar nou gekrap word waar dit nie jeuk nie". Cloud...can you spot the thin ice? We'll make you wear pink lipstick again!!!

Skating on thin ice is my specialty. met eish!

I thought the falling part was your speciality Cloud?

Fall? Me? Never! Well, not in recent months. I think my last 'off' was in Aug or Sept. So, I'm thinking my riding has improved.

ROFLOL (Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud) Lets Ride!!!

Na..after the last off road trip, thats my niche

The next time we're told to do a Weee at Klipbokkop I think the instructors are going to be shattered by the response!!!! ''If you can dream it you can do it!''

TvN ... I really think that discussing lipstick on a thread like this is most inappropriate!!! ''If you can dream it you can do it!''

Cloud, I keep telling myself, if you're not falling, you're not pushing yourself enough to learn something new... Well that's what I keep telling myself... then I pick my bike up again.... :)

Please be conscious of what could happen should this get out. Should those fine folk on Stromtrooper.com find this, the owners of the 650 VStroms, affectionately referred to as the WEE Strom, will now find this an essential new farkle to add to their bike. How would they describe it, either as a "blower" exhaust out the back of the bike or, possibly a "funnel" airpipe, just like their 4x4... OK, now we're just peeing about... Loz STARCOM SOUTH AFRICA - DEALER AND DISTRIBUTOR LONGWAY MOTO - Motorcycle Tours and Rentals 021-554-3573 Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadsides, loudly p

I'd like to know how the hewee works. Improves your aim by 100% when drunk?? Its the kind of outrageous claim the government would make.

*breathes* This thread made me laugh so much that my stomach now hurts. Thanks guys, you've made my day. Charles you are my new hero. And so is everyone else who contributed...! I actually laughed so much that Alan had to come and ask me if I'm ok! roflcopter!! (the other 'net geeks/forum whores will get this) - It is good for the soul to see the sun. -

shew - and i posted this as a seriuos aid for those pressing moments - what can i say!