Archive of BMW Motorrad Club Cape (2006 - 2019)

Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.

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A man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland .
He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him where am I?
The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. ‘you’re in that basket.’

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Paddy is said to be shocked at  finding out all his cows have Bluetongue.  

“Sweet muther of mine!” he said, “I didn’t even  know they had mobile  phones!”  

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Al-Faddi, a Muslim, was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.  

Paddy ordered a whisky.

The  stewardess asked Al-Faddi if he’d like a drink.

He replied in disgust “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”

Paddy handed his drink back and said

“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”