Archive of BMW Motorrad Club Cape (2006 - 2019)

A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the politician. “How about global warming, fast broadband or the Refugee situation?” he said, smiling smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?”

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, with typical Labour wisdom “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss refugees, computers, or climate change, when you don’t know shit?”

Then she went back to reading her book.

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Confucius say:

A woman asks:

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come?

It’s very simple.
 
Confucius say ‘When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it’s a bad lock.
But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!’