Archive of BMW Motorrad Club Cape (2006 - 2019)

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Arnold, a lifelong white racist living in the East End of London is in a major car crash.
 
When he comes round 3 days later in hospital the surgeon says:
 
“I’ve got good news and bad news.....the bad news is you have had 2 pints of African blood and 2 pints of Pakistani blood”
 
John screams “What the hell is the good news then?”
 
“Your penis is 6” longer and you are top of the housing list”

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I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as  “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv ‘em, Hug ‘em and Pamper ‘em.
When old people mess in their pants, what happens next “Depends” on who’s in the will.