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Common Sense...

You'd think that everybody would have a little, but that's not always the case.  We can help.

We've had a number of people ask where they could get some good-old-fashioned Common Sense, the kind their grandparents had. They want it for themselves, or for family members, or as a special gift for one of their riding buddies.

Recognizing the need and rising to the challenge, the committee put together a simple but surprisingly effective Common Sense Kit.  Features include:

1. Storage pouch - keeps your Common Sense clean, dry, and neatly organized 
2. Easy to install - just slip it in that empty space between your ears, no tools required
3. Small size - quickly folds up, requires no extra space, take it with you anywhere you go
4. Expandable - stretches to cover every situation, returns to original size when you're finished
5. Lightweight - weighs next to nothing, even when solving heavy problems
6. Adaptable -  unisex design, one size fits all, gender neutral, and suitable for all ages
7. Fashionable - comes in every colour, matches any style, compliments any wardrobe

Here's what each Kit contains:

1. A short list of the most important things your parents taught you as a small child
2. A long list of the things you were taught in school, but quickly forgot
3. A list of do's and don'ts that cover most social situations, including those really awkward moments when people stop talking about you as you approach
4. A list of do's and don'ts that cover the basics of riding motorcycles, including excessive speed, poor braking technique, riding in sandals or cut-offs, riding without a helmet, and much more
5. Amusing anecdotes featuring real people who actually used some measure of Common Sense in their daily lives 
6. An easy-to-follow flow chart that's helpful for solving simple problems that you managed to make more difficult than necessary      
7. Warning stickers to identify any truly complex tasks that should be left for a professional
8. Adhesive placards for the "Directionally Challenged".  Titles include:  Up, Down, Left, Right, North, South, This-way-to-camp, That-way-to-get-home, Right-is-tight, Left-is-loose, Gas-tank-is-on-reserve-and-it's-100-kilo’s-to-the-next-service-station, and more.  Please specify if you require any specialized placards - additional fees may apply.
9. Medic Alert bracelet to warn emergency medical personnel that you suffer from Common Sense Deficiency Syndrome (CSDS).  Don't worry, they're trained and know what to do for your condition.

Each kit contains enough Common Sense to last for several weeks.  Most customers achieve immediate results after a single application.  Those with elevated I.Q.'s usually require several doses before achieving any results.  Those serving in government will require repeated applications.

Apply Common Sense sparingly - a little goes a long way.  It's a rare and valuable commodity, so don't waste it or use it unless you really need it.  Over-application does not provide any additional results.

Discontinue use if a rash develops or if you experience symptoms including dizziness, confusion, or brain paralysis.  Those with chronic CSDS should consult their physician to determine if Common Sense is appropriate for their medical situation.

Most customers report very good results with the Common Sense Kit, which is why we get so many repeat orders.  Unfortunately we can't guarantee that the Kit will work for everyone, so we can't offer refunds or provide exchanges.  After your first application you may discover that you're Common Sense Intolerant (CSI). Some people are, they always will be, and nobody can help them... not even the staff of trained professionals who developed this Product.

Supplies are limited so place your order now.  Sorry, only 3 kits per Customer.  No hoarding allowed, don't be selfish.  Leave some for those who really need it.

Dealer Inquiries Welcome - we want to get this Kit out to as many people as possible.  Millions need it but very few have it.  Your business can benefit from having customers who use this product.